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Laugh and Enjoy Life

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 43
# of followers : 20
# of following: 29
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 800.00
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Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?

Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.

A few moments later

Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?

Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.

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How does a farmer patch his pants?

He uses a Cabbage Patch!

1 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
$15.00 won 12 votes

People can climb mountains,

People can scuba dive,

BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!

12 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

"Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family."

"No, the problem is no one runs in your family."

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |