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Laugh and Enjoy Life

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Member Since : Apr, 2016
# of jokes posted : 40
# of followers : 20
# of following: 28
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 800.00
$15.00 won 12 votes

People can climb mountains,

People can scuba dive,

BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!

12 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
$25.00 won 13 votes

"Doctor, the problem is obesity runs in our family."

"No, the problem is no one runs in your family."

13 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
2 votes

Three Boy Scouts, were fishing in a boat one day when they heard a lot of commotion. They followed the sounds and found another boat capsized as a man struggled to keep his head above water. Being Boy Scouts, they went to his aid and fished the man out.

The man was Bill Clinton. The ex-president toweled himself off and caught his breath, and thanked the three scouts. He asked if there was anything he could do for them. "I'd sure like a tour of the White House," the first scout said. "Can you still pull that off?"

"No problem," said Bill. "How's next week?"

"I want to go for a ride in Air Force One," said the second scout.

"We can do that next week, too," Bill replied.

"I'd like to be buried in Arlington National Cemetery," said the third.

"I'm sure we can arrange that," said Bill. "But son, you're awfully young to be worrying about that, aren't you?"

"You don't know my Dad," the scout replied. "When he finds out I helped save your life, he's gonna kill me!"

2 votes

posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
8 votes

TEACHER: Did your parents help with the homework John?

JOHN: Nope, I got them wrong all by myself.

8 votes

CATEGORY Teacher Jokes
posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |