Favorite this joke Bob: How are we going to sing tonight with these colds?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo and you sing tenor!
Bob: Solo? Tenor? What in the world are you talking about?
Charlie: I’ll sing solo, so low that I can’t be heard! You sing tenor, ten or twelve miles down the road!
Teacher: Johnny what time is bedtime at your house?
Johnny: 8:30 PM, ma’am.
A few moments later
Johnny’s Best Friend: So what time did you go to sleep last night?
Johnny: 1:00 AM, after watching two movies and getting a snack.
How does a farmer patch his pants?
He uses a Cabbage Patch!
People can climb mountains,
People can scuba dive,
BUT THEY CAN'T MOVE THEIR THUMB TO TEXT ME BACK!
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