political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
$9.00 won 9 votes

Three politicians were in a heated discussion as to which one was the best liar. As the discussion was getting louder and louder the bartender suggested they have a liars contest. After agreeing to the rules the first says, "I have never told a lie,"

The second indicated that he was not capable of telling a lie.

The third won the prize as he assured the bartender that, "The other two had told the exact truth."

9 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

On a recent congressional trip to Switzerland one of the group spoke to a group. There was very little applause. He was followed by a man that spoke to them in their native tongue.

The applause was deafening and everyone in the group cheered as loudly as the best of them. Then, still clapping, he leaned over to the chairman of the meeting, "What did he say?"

"He was interpreting your speech to them," replied the chairman gravely.

10 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

A local citizen ran for a political position for the first time and won. "Congratulate me," he says to his wife. "I won the nomination!"

The wife replies, surprised, "Honestly?"

"Now why in thunder did you want to bring up that point for?"

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Benjones" |
$15.00 won 11 votes

A trusted aid was counseling the senator, "Some of your constituents are beginning to disagree with you."

The senator replied, "Keep tabs on them. When enough disagree with me to constitute a reliable majority, I'll turn around and agree with them."

11 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Benjones" |