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Favorite this joke The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
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Secretary: "Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!"
Party Chairman: "Thank you! But what is this noise on the streets?"
Secretary: "Sir, party members are celebrating on you becoming the new party chairman."
Chairman: "Please ask them to stop. I don't want any kind of show off from our party men."
Secretary: "Sir, they are not from our party. They belong to the opposition."
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A ten-year-old was watching TV with her Grandma.
The newscaster interrupted the program to announce the outcome of a political election.
"More on candidates at 11pm," he said.
The child exclaimed, "I didn't know they could call politicians 'morons' on national television!"
An aspiring politician was attending an interview. The interviewer asked, "If people in a place are suffering from severe drought and they are thirsty, what would you do?"
Politician: "I will provide them with water."
Interviewer: "What if there is no water at all to offer?"
Politician: "Then I will make a promise that I will provide them water."
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