political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
2 votes

Three guys are fishing on a lake when an angel appears in the boat with them. The first guy gets over his shock and humbly says to the angel, "I've suffered from back pain for years. Is it too much to ask that you help me?"

The angel touches the man's back, and he feels instant relief. The second guy points to his Coke-bottle glasses and asks if the angel could cure his poor eyesight. The angel tosses the man's glasses into the lake. When they hit the water, the man's vision clears, and he can see everything distinctly.

The angel now turns to the third guy, who throws up his hands in fear. "Don't touch me!" he cries. "I'm on disability!"

2 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
3 votes

A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?"

"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Congress?"

"Well, no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway."

3 votes

posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$12.00 won 10 votes

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...

Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aak" |
$6.00 won 4 votes

The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.

One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."

The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."

The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Joe Cirillo" |