political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
9 votes

"Dad, I want to become a politician," said Jim.

His father asked, "And what are you doing to become one?"

"Nothing, dad."

"Good, you're halfway there then."

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posted by "Rens" |
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If George Washington was the father of our country, does that make his father the grandfather of our country?

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
3 votes

A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points. After a battery of physical and psychological tests, the center's director told him that he was an acceptable candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive?"

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars. An ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand. An ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. And an ounce of a politician's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a politicians brain? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Last night, someone actually jumped the fence of the Presidential Palace.

The Security team eventually caught the person.

The tackling officer said, “I'm sorry, but you have to stay here for all four years, Mr. President.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |