political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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Online Teacher: Johnny, you didn't complete the assignment I sent to your email box last week. Did you get the email?

Johnny: You'll have to ask the N.S.A., they read my emails so I don't need to. I figured if an email is important they'll let me know.

Teacher: Tell the N.S.A. they're getting an incomplete on this assignment and they better pay closer attention next time or they'll fail my class.

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posted by "Marty" |
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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter 'F'.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.

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posted by "aod318" |
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After serving for several years in the House of Representatives, Charlie decided to run for a seat in the Senate.

A fellow congressman asked Charlie why he was making this change.

Charlie explained: "My wife wanted me out of the house."

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posted by "Pillowpack" |