political jokes

Category: "Political Jokes"
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A reporter covering the Iowa State Legislature proceedings wore light summer shoes on a day when it snowed.

The following day, a pleasant dry one, he wore overshoes. A legislator asked him about it.

“It’s the effect of being around government,” he replied. “I am now prepared for yesterday.”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

It depends on how many it took under the previous government.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What does "The Devil is in the details" mean?

It means the government just passed the budget.

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posted by "Marty" |
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Teacher: "Missouri is the 'Show ME' state, Florida is the 'Sunshine State'. Does any one know the motto of Washington D.C.?"

Teacher: "No one? Does anyone wish to venture a guess?"

5th grade student: "Is it the 'Plausible Deniability' state?"

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posted by "Marty" |