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Favorite this joke A tourist parked his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I'm going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?"
"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realize that I am a member of the United States Congress?"
"Well, no," the tourist said, "I didn't realize that. But it's all right. I'll trust you anyway."
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a major emergency...
Even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting!
The former President is disembarking his private plane, carrying his tiny dog.
One of his Secret Service men says, "Nice dog, sir."
The President says, "Thanks, I got it for the former First Lady."
The Secret Service man replies, "Nice trade, sir."
Secretary: "Congratulations for being elected as the new chairperson for our party!"
Party Chairman: "Thank you! But what is this noise on the streets?"
Secretary: "Sir, party members are celebrating on you becoming the new party chairman."
Chairman: "Please ask them to stop. I don't want any kind of show off from our party men."
Secretary: "Sir, they are not from our party. They belong to the opposition."
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