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Favorite this joke What would happen if Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton married each other?
For the first time in history, the White House would demand a very large security deposit.
The veteran politician, not known for his public speaking skills, was going to give a speech at the Olympics. He looked at the teleprompter and began, "O, O, O, O, O."
An aid quickly ran over and told him, "That is the logo sir."
A guy asked his lawyer, "If I pay off crooks, is it illegal?"
The lawyer replies, "Yes, you'd be involved in a conspiracy."
"Good," said the man, been looking for a way to avoid paying my taxes!
The economy is terrible. At the beginning of the year, the politicians promised things would improve by the last quarter...
Well, I'm down to my last quarter and they haven't improved!
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