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Marty

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Member Since : Nov, 2015
# of jokes posted : 628
# of followers : 16
# of following: 17
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 580.00
$50.00 won 1 votes

Mr. Jones: My new loaded SUV isn’t worth a hill of beans.

Mr. Smith: What are you talking about?

Mr. Jones: Food prices.

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CATEGORY Food Jokes
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Bobby: My big brother got a six week coffee break.

Billy: How does that work?

Bobby: He tripped over a fifty pound bag off coffee at work and broke his arm.

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
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Billy: I want to be an information broker when I grow up.

Bobby: What information do you have?

Billy: Well....um...

Bobby: That's what I thought, without information all you can be is broker.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Teacher: Eleanor Roosevelt said, "Intelligent people talk about ideas. Regular people talk about current events and lower than average people talk about people."

Little Johnny: No matter what history would have us believe, I respect a teacher that tells it like it is. I had no idea Eleanor Roosevelt was a below average person.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Little Johnny: She was talking about people, right?

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