Gigahertz: When the rock bands lead singer swan dives from the stage but no one catches him.
Megabyte: When your mouth overrides your ability to keep your job slinging hamburgers.

Hard Drive: That trip you make to the in-laws every Sunday for dinner!
Microwave: When you lift one finger off the steering wheel to wave.

Keyboard: The main structural backbone in ship building.
Algorithms: Highly trained dancing alligators.

Semi-Conductor: Person in training to lead an orchestra.
Terabyte: When a pitbull latches on to the seat of your pants but you emerge unscathed.

C++ code language: When you earned a B but your college professor doesn't like your pink hair.
Blue Tooth: When a lack of brushing goes way beyond the yellow tooth stage.

I'm beginning to think my five year old grandson is a genius...

I can't tell his paintings from that of Picasso!

My wife drew a stick figure of her and I on my breakfast napkin.

She then wrote "I love you" on it.

Guys, whatever you do, if you receive a sweet sentiment like this don't tape it to the fridge!

What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat?

Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor!