Favorite this joke Mr. Jones: My new loaded SUV isn’t worth a hill of beans.
Mr. Smith: What are you talking about?
Mr. Jones: Food prices.
Bobby: My big brother got a six week coffee break.
Billy: How does that work?
Bobby: He tripped over a fifty pound bag off coffee at work and broke his arm.
Billy: I want to be an information broker when I grow up.
Bobby: What information do you have?
Billy: Well....um...
Bobby: That's what I thought, without information all you can be is broker.
Teacher: Eleanor Roosevelt said, "Intelligent people talk about ideas. Regular people talk about current events and lower than average people talk about people."
Little Johnny: No matter what history would have us believe, I respect a teacher that tells it like it is. I had no idea Eleanor Roosevelt was a below average person.
Teacher: What do you mean?
Little Johnny: She was talking about people, right?
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