Caller: Is this Mr. or Mrs. Wall?
Me: I'm sorry there are no Walls here.
Caller: Well, if there aren't any walls there, how does the roof stay up?
Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
I used to think I was cheesy...
But now I know I'm really grate!
Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.
Frac: Why not?
Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.