word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$6.00 won 3 votes

What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Jim Shaw" |
4 votes

I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I was struggling to make hens meet!

4 votes

posted by "Kelstar" |
4 votes

I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!

4 votes

posted by "Kelstar" |
$15.00 won 8 votes
 

Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

So that he could eliminate type-O's.

8 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |