word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
3 votes

What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?

SHOE!

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posted by "Benjones" |
4 votes

Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.

"Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year."

"I bet you felt bad about that," says the other.

He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."

4 votes

posted by "kjk" |
2 votes

Age is a question of mind over matter...

If you don’t mind, it doesn't matter.

2 votes

posted by "wadejagz" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

4 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "HENNE" |