Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket?
Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!
The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.
He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”
Alcohol and calculus don't mix...
Don't drink and derive!
I went to the zoo.
There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.
It was a Shih Tzu.