What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?
He always uses one of the noble gases.
I used to run a dating agency for chickens...
But I was struggling to make hens meet!
I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...
I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!
Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?
So that he could eliminate type-O's.