word play jokes

What did the cobbler say when a cat wondered into his shop?

SHOE!

Two mountaineers reached a huge, deep fissure in a glacier.

"Careful here," says one of them. "My mountain guide fell down there last year."

"I bet you felt bad about that," says the other.

He quipped, "Not really, it was pretty old and missing a few pages."

Age is a question of mind over matter...

If you don’t mind, it doesn't matter.