word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Which current is used in Washington?

Why DC (Direct Current) of course!

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posted by "Cavin" |
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What goes up and down but can’t move?

A Staircase.

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posted by "Cavin" |
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"Walter, if you are going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?"

"Three days of steady drinking should do it," was Walter's reply.

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posted by "Murb" |
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Claudia had just moved into a new apartment complex and was checking out her mailbox in the hallway.

The postman was just arriving and she curiously asked him, "Which slot is for 'outgoing mail'?"

The postman paused and replied, "Oh, that one that isn't bashful."

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |