word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Two bunnies are running from a fox. They hide behind a bale of hay one turns to the other and says, "Should we keep running, or stay here and out number the fox?"

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posted by "James Boling" |
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Don't just tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Why is it that everyone is so worn out on April 01?

They have just endured a March of 31 days!

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |