word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
2 votes

This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.

The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.

"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."

2 votes

posted by "John Pinto" |
2 votes

There was once a police atom who ran into a suspect atom.

As they looked at each other the police atom said, "I've got my ion you!"

2 votes

posted by "Douglas" |
7 votes

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

7 votes

posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$12.00 won 8 votes
 

If slim and fat are opposites...

Then how come “slim chance” and “fat chance” are similar?

8 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |