word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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The patient demanded, "Doc, I just must have a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a cornea transplant, a lung transplant, and a heart transplant."

"WHAT?" yelled the doctor. "Tell me, exactly why you think you need all these transplants?"

"Well," explained the patient, "my boss told me that I needed to get reorganized."

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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"I stand corrected!"

... Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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John: There were eight morons: do, re, fa, so, la, ti, and do.

Mark: Hey, what happened to ‘mi’?

John: Sorry, I forgot about you.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A man arrives at a costume party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle,” he says.

“Who’s on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |