Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?
They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!
My new friend has a very Irish name...
Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"
Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."
Pedro - "Cole's Law?
Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."
In a democracy it's your vote that counts...
In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!