word play jokes

When I was growing up I had an imaginary color...

But it turned out to be a pigment of my imagination.

I hear the world tongue-twister champion has been found guilty of cheating...

Apparently they're going to give him a really hard sentence.

What do cows put in their coffee?

Calf-n-calf!

A man was arrested by the police after he stole his neighbor's clothes straight from the clothesline...

He claimed he was doing online shopping.