Two bunnies are running from a fox. They hide behind a bale of hay one turns to the other and says, "Should we keep running, or stay here and out number the fox?"
Don't just tell me I'm burning the candle at both ends -- tell me where to get more wax!!
A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!
Why is it that everyone is so worn out on April 01?
They have just endured a March of 31 days!