word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Why can’t you put two half-dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a hole, and your money will fall out!

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posted by "ERS" |
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The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when i was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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Alcohol and calculus don't mix...

Don't drink and derive!

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posted by "Jerry Jr" |
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I went to the zoo.

There was only ONE exhibit in the entire zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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posted by "ERS" |