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Heating the Castle
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What kind of fuel does the king use in his castle?

He always uses one of the noble gases.

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posted by "Jim Shaw" |
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Dating Chickens
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens...

But I was struggling to make hens meet!

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Gone in 60 Seconds
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I can't find my 'Gone in 60 Seconds' DVD...

I could have sworn it was here a minute ago!

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Blood Tests
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Why did the doctor carry out blood tests on the secretarial candidates?

So that he could eliminate type-O's.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |