word play jokes

Did you hear about the skunks that started a boy band?

They are calling themselves "The Back Streak Boys"!

My new friend has a very Irish name...

O'Really?

Pedro - "Have you heard about Murphy's Law?"

Carlos - "Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong."

Pedro - "Cole's Law?

Carlos - "It's Julienne Cabbage in a Creamy Dressing."

In a democracy it's your vote that counts...

In feudalism, it's your Count that votes!