word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
1 votes

My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes.

I asked her, "What should I do to stop my addiction?"

She said, "Hey, whatever means necessary."

"No, no it doesn't," I said.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

3 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |