word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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First Student: "Great Scott! I've forgotten who wrote 'Ivanhoe'?"

Second Student: "I'll tell you if you tell me who the dickens wrote 'A Tale of Two Cities'?"

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The FBI and the DEA are joining efforts and will be assigning some of their agents to a quasi-FBI/DEA enforcement team specifically targeting the illegal allergy pills sales that occur on the black market.

The agents will be called "Pseudo Feds!"

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posted by "Merkv814" |
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If Watson isn't the most famous doctor...

...Then Who is!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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They once created a street called Chuck Norris but had to change it.

No one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!

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posted by "Inigo Montoya" |