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A Greek Man Walks Into A Greek Tailor
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A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.

The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"

The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"

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Rub It In
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I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...

I can’t wait to rub it in!

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The Big Mac
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My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...

Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”

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Color Me Purple
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I just found out I'm colorblind.

The diagnosis came completely out of the purple

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