word play jokes

English lesson…

Tsunami T is silent
Psychology P is silent
Knife K is silent
Honest H is silent
Wife Husband is silent

What happens if you turn back time?

You emit.

One day a child at my four-year-old's preschool class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.'

Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.

The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"

A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"