word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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Cindy is 5' 7" tall. She works in a butcher shop and wears size 7 shoes.

What does Cindy weigh?

Answer: Meat.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?

Because it’s too (two) gross!

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Did you hear about the farmer who's cow fell on him during milking?

He was in UDDER dismay!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |
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Where do turtles go to get fuel?

At the SHELL station!

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posted by "Joe Cirillo" |