A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of old tattered jeans.
The blind old tailor squints at him, "Euripedes?"
The man nods and holds up the pants, "Eumenedes?"
I’ve been prescribed anti-gloating cream...
I can’t wait to rub it in!
My friend Mac didn’t think he was fat...
Till the woman in McDonald’s said: “Sorry about your weight.”
I just found out I'm colorblind.
The diagnosis came completely out of the purple