Older people say, "Age is just a number."
That's not true. Age is just a word.
I used to think I was cheesy...
But now I know I'm really grate!
Fric: I was going to dance down a spiral staircase for your birthday, but I decided not to.
Frac: Why not?
Fric: Because I am a Fred Astaires.
I had a wooden whistle; it wooden whistle.
I bought a lead whistle; they wooden lead me whistle.
I got a steel whistle; it steel wooden whistle.
They gave me a tin whistle; NOW I tin whistle!