word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
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My friend David had his ID stolen...

Now he’s just Dav.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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When one wishes to unlock a door but has only has one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von fumbles law)

A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale law of destiny)

When ones hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of ichiban)

Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance so sorry law)

When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny awaits law)

If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem (law of gravitas)

Most problems are not created nor solved, they only change appearances. (Einstein's law of persistence)

You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up on you. (Principle of dingaling)

If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of wasteland)

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posted by "merk" |
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My wife is turning 32 soon and I told her not to get her hopes up... “After all, the celebration is only going to last half a minute.”

Confused, she asked, “What are you talking about?”

I said, “It’s your thirty-second birthday.”

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posted by "Susan Paetznick" |
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What's the difference between an actor and a burnt rodent?

One’s Chris Pratt, the other is a crisp rat.

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |