word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
$6.00 won 4 votes

Why didn’t the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

4 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Heaven" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

Whoever stole my anti depressants...

I hope you’re happy now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 7 votes

In the days before calculators, accountants were frequently unable to get their debits to balance with their credits. So, in order to overcome the discrepancy, they often created a bogus account titled "Taste" to store the unbalanced amount and allow the books to balance.

Unfortunately, the government soon heard of this practice and declared a new law... there would, from this point on, be no accounting for Taste.

7 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
$10.00 won 10 votes

I went bald early in life...

I have a comb...

I just can’t part with it.

10 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |