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Favorite this joke Why do chicken coups have only two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they would be a sedan!
Why is the nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter!
If tin whistles are made of tin...
Exactly what are fog horns made out of?
Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.
Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."
The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"
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