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Favorite this joke If tin whistles are made of tin...
Exactly what are fog horns made out of?
Two women archaeologists are down in Mexico excavating an ancient Mayan burial ground looking for some remains to take back to their museum.
Unfortunately, everything they run across is badly decomposed. One of the two says, "We don't seem to be having much luck."
The other replies, "Keep on digging, honey, a good Mayan is hard to find!"
What is at the end of everything?
The letter 'G'.
The guy who invented the Systane eye drops had his funeral today...
There wasn't a dry eye in the house!
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