word play jokes

Category: "Word Play Jokes"
5 votes

I really hate drug tests, they really piss me off...

But once urine the system...

5 votes

posted by "MouthDiapers" |
5 votes

What did Mike Tyson's parents say when he told them that he wanted to be a boxer?

"Go ahead, knock yourself out!"

5 votes

posted by "MouthDiapers" |
$15.00 won 4 votes

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

4 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Leibel" |
$12.00 won 7 votes

It's time for me to get a new masseuse...

The one I have now just rubs me the wrong way!

7 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "MouthDiapers" |