word play jokes

I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity.

Now I have $2,999,999.75!

While taking the garbage out the other day, I lifted up a pretty heavy bag of trash and threw my back out.

I had to drive all the way to the dump to retrieve it.

What do you call a Broadway production performed on a huge scrabble board?

A play on words!

I like to smoke whenever and wherever I want. When someone tells me no smoking allowed, I tell them, "No problem, I'll smoke quietly then."