word play jokes

Irony: The opposite of wrinkly

Teacher: What did Napoleon do?

Child: He pulled his bone apart!

The boss over heard an employee singing during work and it sounded awful. He asked, "Is that in the key of L?"

Puzzled, the employee says, "Key of L? I'm not really sure?"

The boss replies, "Well it sure sounds like L to me!"

If I can lose just 20 pounds... then I'll be down to the weight I never thought I'd be able to get up to!