word play jokes

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist's Novocain during root canal work?

He wanted to transcend-dental medication.

I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Did you hear? Chef Careless was arrested for assault. He was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

I tried being a tailor, but wasn't suited for it...

Mainly because it was a sew-sew job.