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Jim Shaw

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 39
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 8.00
2 votes

It has been finally realized that babies born on holidays are more than likely to be little girls...

The reason is because there is no mail delivery on holidays.

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CATEGORY Baby Jokes
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What name might you give your mother's sister who always has a sour disposition?

Aunt Acid.

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CATEGORY Puns
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A mother had been dragging her five year old son around the huge grocery store. After nearly 2 hours the little boy exclaimed, "I gotta rest mom, I'm really tired!"

"Only a couple more things," she replied.

Pointing his finger towards a doorway Timmy shouted, "Look Mom, we could go over there! It says 'Rest Room'!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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What might you call the Personnel Manager who has to let employees go?

A "fire-man".

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CATEGORY Puns
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