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Jim Shaw

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 20
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 8.00
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Two young boys were out playing. One of them was showing off his new water pistol.

"Tell your mom you want one of these too. Then we can shoot water at each other!" he exclaimed.

" I don't think so," said the other boy. "My mom says we have hard water!"

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A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.

His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?"

"No, too time consuming," replied the student.

The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"

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Why should most electronic appliances not be shipped by air?

Because they need to be grounded.

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After becoming a pair, what did one shoe say to the other shoe?

"Will you be my solemate?"

The other shoe replies, "No, you're nothing but a heel!"

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