Latest Jokes

Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.

Roshan: How did you hurt your head?

Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!