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If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them, would they still grow?

Only to be troubled and insecure for the rest of their lives?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"

Wife: "How about on your will?"

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posted by "Shenghen" |
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If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...

Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???

SOCKS...

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |