The married couple were in the middle of an argument.
Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"
Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"
I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...
His mom got really angry!
Two drunk guys were fighting.
One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.
That was the punchline.
You 'put your two cents in'...
But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...
What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?