Latest Jokes

I greeted my wife as she entered the room, "Hi Honey. Where have you been?"

She replies, "We just had a 92nd birthday party for Grandma."

To which I replied, "Why so short?"

While shopping at the supermarket, I did not know where to find some items on my grocery list.

I spotted a store employee and politely asked, “Excuse me, young man, can you tell me where the nuts are?"

The employee answered, “Well, sir, they might be just about anywhere.“

A mother walks into her own bedroom and is surprised to catch her 10 year old daughter reading her diary. Startled, she just stands there.

"You were right mom," says the daughter. "Reading is fun."

Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."