Latest Jokes

A couple were on their first cruise. As they approached one of their destinations to take a tour, the husband remarked, “This might be some kind of “swinger” cruise, because our newsletter says we'll be using Tinder.”

“No, you idiot,” the wife said. “We're using TENDER boats to go into the harbor!”

A rodeo bull rider had four disastrous runs of less than 5 seconds during the preliminary rounds of the event.

Several experienced bull riders stopped by his locker to see how he was doing.

"Those were some rough rides, pardner!" said one of the pros.

He responded, "Well, this IS my first rodeo."

One of the partners at an Indian restaurant wanted to open his own place, but he was prevented from doing so.

He had signed a naan-compete clause.

If someone renting a coffee bean plantation failed to pay the rent, would the owner of the plantation have grounds to sue?