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A surgeon was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at a friend's house.

The host deftly carved the turkey and said, "I'd make a pretty good surgeon, don't you think?"

The surgeon replied, "Anybody can take it apart. Let's see you put it back together again."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What is “Consciousness"?

That annoying time between naps.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Teacher to the class: "How can we keep our school clean?"

Student: "By staying at home?"

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posted by "Shenghen" |