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There once was a funeral for a woman who had often screamed at her husband, drove her kids half nuts, scrapped with the neighbors at the slightest opportunity, and even made their cat and dog crazy with her explosive temper.

As the casket was lowered into the grave, a violent thunderstorm broke, and the pastor's benediction was drowned out by a blinding flash of lightning, followed by terrific thunder.

"Well, at least we know she got there all right," commented her husband.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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After months of searching, Pat found a job in electrical engineering. Pat traveled to various locales to analyze and fix problems with his company’s equipment. Yet it frustrated him that his employer gave him little training.

One day Pat heard about some training classes coming up and asked his boss if he might attend.

“For sure,” his boss said. “I was already planning on sending you."

"You were?"

"Oh yes, who do you think is going to be teaching it?”

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CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
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Son: "Mom, do fairies fly?"

Mom: "Yes honey, they do. Why do you ask?"

Kid: "This morning dad told the maid that she looks like Tinkerbell, the fairy. Does that mean she will fly too?"

Mom: "Oh yes, she will fly right out of this house!"

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
posted by "Shenghen" |
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What do you call a Santa Claus who has no money?

Saint Nickel-less!

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "SwankyBoi" |