Latest Jokes

Boy 1: "As long as you are in school, two things will always be your friends."

Boy 2: "Who are they?

Boy1: "Classwork and Homework!"

Doctor: I am sorry I can't treat your ailment!

Patient: Why doctor? Is it that serious?

Doctor: No. Your ailment was not covered in my medical study book.

Patient, trembling in fear: Which book was that?

Doctor: How to become doctor in 30 days!

Q: Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

Customer: Waiter, Do you have any Wild Duck?

Waiter: No, but I can get a tame one and irritate it for you?