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Do you know why they bury lawyers 10 feet in the ground?

Because, deep down, they're really nice people.

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
posted by "Philip Farris" |
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I asked my therapist what I could do about my fear of hugging.

She said, "Embrace it."

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "Gary Greenfield" |
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A man is waiting in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. The usher comes along and says that he has two seats together.

Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man. "Let them go first. You wouldn't want to separate a woman from her mother, would you?"

The man says, "No, sir. I did that once, and I've been sorry ever since."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "merk" |
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For the chronically absent:
"A man like him is hard to find."
"It seemed his career was just taking off."

For the office drunk:
"I feel his real talent is wasted here."
"We generally found him loaded with work to do."

For an employee who is so unproductive that the job is better left unfilled:
"I can assure you that no person would be better for the job."

For an employee who is not worth further consideration as a job candidate:
"I would urge you to waste no time in making this candidate an offer of employment."
"All in all, I cannot say enough good things about this candidate or recommend him too highly."

For an employee with no ambition:
"He could not care less about the number of hours he had to put in."
"You would indeed be fortunate to get this person to work for you."
"He consistently achieves the standards he sets for himself."

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "merk" |