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The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"

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posted by "Turtles" |
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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...

His mom got really angry!

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posted by "Gegg Smith" |
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Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
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You 'put your two cents in'...

But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'...

What's the deal, where's that extra penny going to?

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |