Husband: "I want to tattoo your name on me. What do you think, shall I do it on my arm or neck?"
Wife: "How about on your will?"
If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide & seek...
Do they automatically lose because they can't find themselves?
What do you call a cat that gets thrown in the dryer and is never found again???
Mahendra was in the hospital after hurting his head. His friend, Roshan came to meet him.
Roshan: How did you hurt your head?
Mahendra: I was using a stick to break a rock. A passerby told me to use my head!