I spilled spot remover on my dog...
He's gone now.
Apple plans on releasing the very first iCar...
But it has a problem installing Windows.
"Mommy, why do all the other kids call me a hairy werewolf?"
"It's okay honey, never mind them. Now stop talking about that and brush your face."
After finishing the 'cured ham' dinner, Mable asked her husband, "I wonder what the ham was cured of?"