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While trying to explain to our six-year-old daughter how much technology had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new desktop computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, "How big was the mouse?"

So grateful somebody invented window blinds...

Or it would be curtains for all of us!

What kind of dogs does a Chemist have?

A Lab...

I just burned 2,000 calories...

That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.