It was close to the beginning of a local lecture series when the usher announced, "There are only two single seats available."
"But you wouldn't separate a daughter from her mother, would you?" politely ask the older of two women who were waiting to be seated.
"You're quite right, madam, I wouldn't," replied the usher. "I did that once and I've been regretting it every since."
I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.
"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"
"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."