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Would you go someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours???

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "MouthDiapers" |
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"Yes, I came face to face with a lion once, and as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."

"What did you do?"

"What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer. I had to think fast.”

"How did you get away?"

"I just left him and moved on to the next zoo exhibit."

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Investing money in the Stock Market is the equivalent of a hair-raising roller coaster ride...

You just never know what the final expression is going to be on people's faces until it stops!

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A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this."

"Then why do you?" asked the friend.

"It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |