They told me I had type A blood, but turns out it was a type-O.
Me: "I wanna travel!"
My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"
I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth...
But unfortunately, the earth is round.
John went with a bunch of friends on a camping trip for the weekend.
"How was the camping trip?" asked a co-worker a few days later.
John replied, "It was intense!"