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Q: What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a trombonist?

A: A tattoo.

Wife: "I am going out for two hours. Do you want anything?"

Husband: "No, that's enough."

A guy asks a music store owner what the difference is between a violin and a fiddle.

"Well," the store owner replied, "when I buy it it's a fiddle. When I sell it, it's a violin."

The one nice thing about narcissists is that they don’t talk about other people!