Latest Jokes

Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?

New employee: Yes, sir.

Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

My neighbor just got arrested for growing marijuana.

I guess my property line isn’t where I thought it was.

It was close to the beginning of a local lecture series when the usher announced, "There are only two single seats available."

"But you wouldn't separate a daughter from her mother, would you?" politely ask the older of two women who were waiting to be seated.

"You're quite right, madam, I wouldn't," replied the usher. "I did that once and I've been regretting it every since."

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something.

"What?" I called back. "Don't slow me down, I'm late!"

"No you're not," he responded. "It's Saturday."