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During graduate school, I tutored a football player in Psychology 101. After the session, my supervising professor asked me if I was interested in the student, since he was a good-looking athlete.

“No, I’m not,” I assured him.

“Yeah, you probably prefer men who eat quiche,” he joked.

“Actually, I prefer men who can spell quiche.”

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CATEGORY Sport Jokes
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
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A telemarketer calls, "I would like to speak with Max, please."

The homeowner reluctantly replies, "I suppose that would be possible, but it seems rather strange."

The telemarketer responds, "Why would that be?"

The homeowner answers, "This is the first time we've ever had a call for the dog."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, "Hi, Daddy!" and she began telling him about her day.

She then passed the phone to her brother and sister as was the custom whenever Daddy called from work.

When it was finally the wife's turn to talk she took the receiver and said, "Hi, honey."

"Thank goodness, lady," the voice on the other end replied. "I just called to tell you that the wallpaper you ordered is here!"

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Teacher: Are you good in history?

Little Johnny: Yes and no.

Teacher: What does that mean?

Little Johnny: Yes, I’m no good in history.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |