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$15.00 won 8 votes

One day a Stepford Wife entered an auto body shop claiming that she’d suffered extensive damage to her new car.
The mechanic thought he’d have some fun with her so he told her that she didn’t need him to fixed all the dents.
He said she could fix them herself by blowing into the tailpipe as hard as she could and they’d all pop out.

The Stepford Wives went home and proceeded to get down on her hands and knees in the driveway. She was blowing into the pipe as hard as she could and her face was turning purple when The Stepford Wife from across the street walked over and asked what she was doing?

After hearing the whole story the second Stepford Wife pauses for a moment then responds, “Hello! The windows are down!"

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

People get impressed when I tell them my home is designed by a famous Italian...

Until I invite them home and they realize I live in a Fiat.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "mcdanijt" |
2 votes

A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, "I would like to speak with Mr. Reginald Jones, who I understand is a tried and trusted employee of yours."

The banker said, "Yes, he certainly was trusted. And he will be tried as soon as we catch him."

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
$25.00 won 7 votes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had any accidents."

"Nope. Ain't had one. Never."

"Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once. Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

7 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |