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Why did the man place scissors inside the refrigerator?

To remind himself he needed cold cuts!

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posted by "Wano U" |
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My new girlfriend works at the zoo...

I think she's a keeper!

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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
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Two old men were arguing the merits of their doctors. The first one said, "I don't trust your fancy doctor. He treated old Jake Waxman for a kidney ailment for nearly a year, and then Jake died of a liver ailment."

"So what makes you think your doctor is any better?" asked his friend.

"Because when my doctor treats you for a kidney ailment, you can be sure you'll die of a kidney ailment."

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posted by "merk" |
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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii...

Or just a-low-ha?

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |