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Tonight I’m gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...

Because I found Himalayan on the road.

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posted by "barber7796" |
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A minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled out. New dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded, “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my new dentures were hurting me a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures. I don't know what happened, I just couldn't stop!”


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posted by "HENNE" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaners I passed by.

It read: "So-and-So Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years!"

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posted by "pinkgalaxy3" |
$12.00 won 7 votes
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What did one candle say to another?

I may be going out tonight.

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posted by "Benjones" |