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As Jenna waits in line at the grocery store, she can't help but overhear the conversation of the lady in front of her.

"Don't forget to say thank you, and to sit up straight, use your napkin, and please, for the love of God close your mouth when you chew!"

The lady happens to make eye contact with Jenna.

Jenna says, "Kids, huh?"

The lady rolls her eyes, shakes her head, and mouths the word, "Husband."

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "ERS" |
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Frustrated, the teen storms into his sister's bedroom. "Why are adults are always asking us what we want to be when we grow up?"

Without hesitation the sister replies, "It's because they’re looking for ideas.”

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CATEGORY Kid Jokes
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The shop was offering jackets containing 50% wool, 50% polyester. and 50% cotton.

I asked the assistant, "How is that possible?"

She replied, "Sir, this is a jacket and a half!"

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CATEGORY Business Jokes
posted by "Dilip Nunes" |
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A man walks into a bar and sees a bunch of people waiting to get refreshments.

He asks the bartender, "Is this really the punch line?"

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