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A man went into a bookstore and complained...

“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"

The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

My wife is threatening to leave me because of my obsession with wearing different clothes every half an hour.

I said, “Wait, I can change!”

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CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
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What is the difference between man and pig?

A pig can never be a man.

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posted by "Stojko" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

A woman walked past a pet store and looked in and saw a parrot. The parrot said, “Hey lady, you sure are ugly.”

The lady was so upset that she ran inside and told the owner, “If your parrot says that about me again I will tell everyone I know that you are training your parrots to say mean things.”

The owner replied, “I promise you ma'am, my bird will never say those words to you again.”

The next day the lady came into the pet store and the parrot looked at the lady and said, “Hey lady, you know!”

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Mike Reed" |