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Mom: “Does it look like I am made of money?”
Son: “Well, isn't that what M-O-M stands for?”
I got pulled over for speeding.
Officer: “What’s your name?”
Me: “Last name is Goman”
Officer: “And your first name?”
Me: “Frida”
Officer: “You’re Frida Goman?”
Me: “Why thank you! I’ll just be on my way then.”
There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19...
His name was Constant-Teen.
James comes home to find his wife Rachel sobbing bitterly. "Oh, Honey, I'm so sorry," she sniffles. "I was ironing your suit and went to answer the phone and ended up burning a big hole right in the seat of your pants!"
"There, there, darling," James replies, gently patting her shoulder. "All is well. I have another pair of pants to go with that suit."
"I know," Rachel sniffles. "I used them to patch the hole."
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