I'm so excited to learn that the Post Office now gives you a choice of five different types of music while you are on hold!
While I was waiting for an agent, I got to hear the entire Beatles White Album, The Rolling Stones' Exile on Main Street, Stevie Wonder's Songs in the Key of Life, and Pink Floyd's The Wall.
If I lock my keys in my car, all I have to do is call OnStar and they unlock my car.
If the car is stolen, they can lock all the doors and trap the thief in the car.
Whenever my wife tells me she is taking the car to go shopping, I call OnStar and tell them my car has been stolen.
“My town is so small …”
“How small is it?”
“My town was so small it only has a gas station, a general store … and six Starbucks!”
Question: What's the name of the Greek god of humor?