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Elvis Costello and Abba are going to tour together this summer, but we don't know who the headliner is.

So, we'll have to wait to see who's on first.

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posted by "aod318" |
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Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32, looking for some action!"

So I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.

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posted by "nerdasaurus" |
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I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea.

He said he can’t complain.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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We were driving in my friend Larry's new car. I asked him about its features.

He listed the usual, then added: "It tells me to slow down as I approach the speed limit. It warns me when I have to stop. It points out solid no-passing lines."

I expressed my amazement.

"But," he explained, "these features work only when my wife is in the car."

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posted by "merk" |