Grampa (attempting to fix a toy): "Vinnie, give me your free hand."
Vinnie: "I don't have free hands, Grampa."
Grampa: "Sure you do, Vinnie. Just give me your free hand."
Vinnie (exasperated): "I don't HAVE free hands, Grampa! I only have TWO!"
"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"
"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."
Do you ever wonder...
Does killing time damage eternity?
I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.
He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."
He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."