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Grampa (attempting to fix a toy): "Vinnie, give me your free hand."

Vinnie: "I don't have free hands, Grampa."

Grampa: "Sure you do, Vinnie. Just give me your free hand."

Vinnie (exasperated): "I don't HAVE free hands, Grampa! I only have TWO!"

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posted by "Jareth the Goblin King" |
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"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"

"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Do you ever wonder...

Does killing time damage eternity?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was sitting at the counter of a restaurant when a gentleman sat in the seat beside me. I watched as he ordered a cup of coffee and put about fifteen spoonful's of sugar in it.

He took a sip without stirring it. I remarked, "You didn't stir your coffee."

He said, "I know, I don't like it sweet."

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posted by "Douglas" |