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The 4 stages of man...

He believes in Santa Claus.

He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.

He is Santa Claus.

He looks like Santa Claus.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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They announced that in Minnesota they found a mass grave of snowmen.

Turned out to be just a field of carrots.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Two nuns were driving alone out in a rural area. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline.

"I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamberpot." The nuns agreed that this would be fine.

They returned to the car. As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

[What? What else was he going to say?]

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |