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Favorite this joke "Are you writing a thank you letter to Grandma like I told you to?"
"Yes, Mom."
"Your handwriting seems very large, why is that?"
"Well, Grandma can't hear well, so I'm writing very loudly."
Guy 1: "Hey, have you met my vegetarian girlfriend?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I've never met herbivore."
Jack: “I am a master of fast calculations.”
Jenny: “Okay, what is 758 times 642, divided by 5?”
Jack: “22!”
Jenny: “Ha-ha, that’s wrong!”
Jack: “I said I was fast, I didn't say anything about accurate!”
The Sunday after Christmas, the Sunday School teacher told her students about an angel appearing to Joseph in a dream, warning him about danger to the baby Jesus and telling him how to escape from it.
After the story time, the students were given an opportunity to draw a picture about the story. Most of the pictures were predictable, but Johnny's had an odd element in it. "Johnny," began the teacher, "I see Joseph and Mary with the baby Jesus on a donkey, but what is that following the donkey?
"It's the flea, teacher."
"What flea?" she asked.
The boy faithfully replied, "The Bible verse says, 'Take Mary and Jesus and flea to Egypt.' So there's Mary, there's Jesus, and there's the flea."
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