Latest Jokes

A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos....”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.

Why were the tomatoes in the fridge embarrassed?

They saw the salad dressing.

A very self-centered actor was hauled into a court as a witness. When asked to state his occupation he announced quit confidently, "I am the world's greatest actor."

"Why did you tell them that?" a friend inquired afterward.

"Had to," was the answer. "I was under oath."

Nero was talking to his financial advisers in a Roman amphitheater.

"Why aren't we making any money from this building?" he said.

An advisor replied, "Because the lions are eating up all the prophets."