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For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

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posted by "srg" |
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Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

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posted by "Clown" |
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Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Becky said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”

The women shot her an angry look. “Becky, how dare you talk about your father like that!”

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
$25.00 won 9 votes

Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."

Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'

Teacher: "You may sit down now."

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posted by "RS" |