Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Becky said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”
The women shot her an angry look. “Becky, how dare you talk about your father like that!”
Teacher: "What is an OS? And give me an example."
Student: "An OS is a word which can be used instead of saying 'Oh Yes'. For example, do you like ice cream? You can reply, ‘Oh, yes' or 'OS.'
Teacher: "You may sit down now."