Why did my local school sell YEAST?
To raise some DOUGH!
If you hear no evil and see no evil...
Then call the TV repairman.
Judge: "Why did you steal from the same shop twice?"
Thief: "Because the shop had a board that said, 'Thank you, come again!'"
John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?
Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?
John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!