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What do you call a conductor who is always giving his orchestra grief?

A treble maker.

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How long did the Thirty Years War last?

Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648. (You expected something else?)

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Why aren't fish allowed to play in an orchestra?

Because you can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a-fish.

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How do musicians pay their debts?

With quarter notes.

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