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$12.00 won 7 votes

I’m now in high school, so when I ran into my third-grade teacher, I doubted she would remember me.

“Hi, Miss Butcher,” I said.

“Hi, Eddie,” she replied.

“So you do remember me?” I asked.

“Sure. You don’t always leave a good impression, but you definitely leave a lasting one.”

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Mary" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

For Martin Luther King Day, I asked my fifth graders how they’d make the world a better place.

One said, “I’d make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.”

9 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "srg" |
$8.00 won 6 votes

Mom: Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?

Son: Well, it’s a sponge cake, isn’t it?

6 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Clown" |
1 votes

Watching her mother as she tried on her new fur coat, young Becky said unhappily, “Mom, do you realize some poor, dumb beast suffered so you could have that?”

The women shot her an angry look. “Becky, how dare you talk about your father like that!”

1 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |