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$12.00 won 7 votes

Google is so useless...

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was about 15,000 matches.

7 votes

posted by "barber7796" |
$7.00 won 5 votes

"I get the feeling I'm going to get my old boss back again."

"I thought your old boss died?"

"He did die... and the company's going to the same place that he did!"

5 votes

posted by "WomenPower" |
$9.00 won 1 votes

An actress who suffered from an inferiority complex was complaining to her psychiatrist. "I'm a nothing!" she cried. "I can't sing. I can't remember my lines. I can't dance, I can't even act. I really don't belong in show business."

"Why don't you quit?" the doctor asked.

"I can't," moaned the actress. "I'm a Star!"

1 votes

posted by "RobertAlex" |
4 votes

I dreamt I was drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night...

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta-sea.

4 votes

posted by "alexander" |