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Investing money in the Stock Market is the equivalent of a hair-raising roller coaster ride...

You just never know what the final expression is going to be on people's faces until it stops!

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A teenage boy with spiked hair, nose ring, and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, "I don't really like to dress like this."

"Then why do you?" asked the friend.

"It keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them."

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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Me: "Oh God, please save me!"

God: "Would you prefer as a JPEG file or a PDF file?"

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posted by "Kyoto" |
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At a store, a lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items. Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes she realized that the line wasn't moving at all.

She shouted at the cashier, "Is this line going to take all day long?"

The cashier replied, "Please step aside ma'am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins."

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "RS" |