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"What kind of car did you just get?"

"I already forgot, you know me, I am bad with names. But is starts with 'T'!"

"Really? Wow, what a strange car... starts with 'T'... All cars that I know start with petrol."

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posted by "Akshay143" |
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Teacher: "Complete the following sentence, 'Early to bed and early to rise...'"

Student: "... This Man has neither WiFi nor Wife!"

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posted by "Leogal" |
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My husband, an attorney, is frequently consulted by clients who, after learning what the cost of legal services will be, decide to do without his aid.

Recently the elderly minister of a small, struggling church came in with a legal problem.

After patiently listening to an explanation of my husband’s fees, he left the office with a prudent, "Thank you, sir, but I believe I’ll just pray this one through."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
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posted by "stee" |
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Mr. and Mrs. Ghost had always wanted just one child. When Mrs. Ghost gave birth to twins, she asked her shocked and surprised husband to name the two children.

He happily replied, "This little boy is now named BOO!"

"What about the second child?" asked the nurse.

After giving it some serious thought Mr. Ghost replied, "Our second child will be named Boo Boo!"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "Jim Shaw" |