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When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you are eating a watermelon.

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
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CHARACTER DENSITY: The number of very weird people in the office, divided by the floor space
COMPUTER: A device designed to speed and automate errors
COMPUTER CLUB: Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error messages

CONSOLE: What one does to a "down" computer
CURSOR: An expert in 4-letter words
DUMP: A system programmer's work area

FEATURE: Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative
KEYBOARD: An instrument used for entering errors into a system
LANGUAGE: A system of organizing and defining error messages
PASSWORD: The nonsense word taped to your terminal

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?

Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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What did the quarter say to the penny?

You don’t make much cents.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |