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Favorite this joke Guy tells his wife: For your birthday, how about a new car?
Wife: No.
Guy: How about a new boat?
Wife: No.
Guy: Well then, what do you want?
Wife: I want a divorce.
Guy: I wasn’t planning on spending that much money.
Why should you never mention the number 288 in a polite conversation?
Because it’s too (two) gross!
My friend asked me to help him with his crossword puzzle as he was struggling with 4 across.
"What's the clue?" I asked.
"Overworked postman," he said.
"How many letters?"
"Thousands!"
All power corrupts...
But what can we do, we need electricity!
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