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What type of person finds it humorous to shower while wearing a raincoat?

Apparently someone with a dry sense of humor!

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posted by "Marty" |
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An airplane pilot had had a particularly difficult flight and a rough landing.

The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile and give them a "Thanks for riding Royal Airlines." But, in light of his bad landing, the pilot had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.

Finally, everyone had gotten off except for this little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sonny, mind if I ask you a question?"

"Why no, ma'am," replied the pilot, "What is it?"

The little old lady said, "Did we land or were we shot down?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed, "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?

Book-Worms!!!

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posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |