Latest Jokes

A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher.

"Are you a friend of the bride?" he asked.

"Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

You didn't drop that thing...

You simply abandoned it to the unchecked forces of gravity.

What did the apple tree say to the hungry caterpillar?

Leaf me alone.

College student: "Hey, Dad -- I've got some great news for you!"

Father: "What, son?"

College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?"

Father: "I certainly do."

College student: "Well, you get to keep it!"