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A husband and wife had a big argument. Frustrated and fed up, the wife called up her mom and said, "We fought again, I can't do this anymore. I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to live with you."

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the Darkside...

Is there a Fourth of July in England?

Of course there is! There’s a Fourth of July in every country. It’s just only in America that it's a holiday.

If you refuse to go to sleep...

Does that mean you're resisting a rest?