Husband: What's your fee for getting a divorce?
Lawyer: $800
Husband: But you charged only $300 for my marriage license a few years ago!
Lawyer: Freedom is always expensive.
Beautician: "Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance?"
Man: "It did for a while... then it fell off."
A sign posted on the door of a local dental office read:
"We do Fillings, Cleanings and Extractions ONLY! That's the TOOTH, the whole TOOTH, and nothing but the TOOTH... so help me God."
I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island...
But it turned out to be an optical Aleutian!