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Richard Felt

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 27
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 51.00
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My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"

I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...

I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!

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CATEGORY Airplane Jokes
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$8.00 won 9 votes

My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.

We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.

9 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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Arriving home from work last night I saw that my son and daughter sat in silence. I asked what was wrong.

"Nothing's wrong, daddy," my daughter replied. "We're playing a game."

"What's the game?" I asked.

"Marriage," my son sighed.

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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$8.00 won 8 votes

"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."

"You must be too highly strung."

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Richard Felt" |