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Richard Felt

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Member Since : Mar, 2018
# of jokes posted : 83
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Location: United States
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A very self-centered actor was hauled into a court as a witness. When asked to state his occupation he announced quit confidently, "I am the world's greatest actor."

"Why did you tell them that?" a friend inquired afterward.

"Had to," was the answer. "I was under oath."

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Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

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I was having trouble with my computer at work so I called IT Support...

He said, "Have you tried disabling cookies?"

I said, "Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man?"

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When it's sunny I think 'Beer garden.'

When it rains I usually go to the pub for a while.

When it's snowing I like to sit in front of the TV with a case of beer.

I'm starting to think I have a problem with the weather.

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