My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"
I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...
I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!
"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."
"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
What helps keep your teeth together?
What else, Toothpaste!