"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."
"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."
"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."
"You must be too highly strung."
What helps keep your teeth together?
What else, Toothpaste!
My wife was getting annoyed that I kept leaving freezer door open and it kept on defrosting.
We have since split up, it’s all water under the fridge.