My girlfriend just asked me, "When we go to Egypt, can we go on a camel?"

I said, "As you wish," and booked it for her. She's going tomorrow...

I'm leaving in three weeks and flying there!

Doctor: Your DNA is backwards.

Me: And?

"Doctor, Doctor, I have a hoarse throat."

"Well I hate to break it you, but the resemblance doesn't end there."

"Doctor Doctor, I feel like a tennis racket."

"You must be too highly strung."