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In the news these days are how we are so afraid of Artificial Intelligence.

As I see it, there is a war between AI and NS.

Do not be afraid, or be very afraid, because there is no way Artificial Intelligence will ever defeat Natural Stupidity!

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posted by "David Kuhns" |
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’...

And then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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USA Today: We're Dead

The Wall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends

Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share

Sports Illustrated: Game Over

Rolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion Tour

Readers Digest: Bye

Discover Magazine: How Will The Extinction Of All Life As We Know It Affect The Way We View The Cosmos?

Tv Guide: Death And Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!

Lady's Home Journal: Lose 10 lbs By Judgment Day With Our New "Armageddon" Diet!

Inc. Magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit From The Apocalypse

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posted by "merk" |
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You know it's just too hot when...

1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.

2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!

5. The thermometer resigned.

6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.

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posted by "aod318" |