news jokes

Category: "News Jokes"
$9.00 won 12 votes

A woman was shopping for something to wear to her 50th high school reunion when a group of teenage girls came into the same shop to try on dresses for their school formal.

“Gross,” complained one girl loudly to her friends, “this dress makes me look 40 years old!”

“May I have it?” called out the lady. “That’s just what I’m looking for!”

12 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Heaven" |
1 votes

Did you hear about the big power outage last week that hit New York City’s Theater District ?

It was a real show stopper!

1 votes

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posted by "JCVD" |
$6.00 won 3 votes

USA Today:
WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

Microsoft Systems Journal:
APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Sports Illustrated:
GAME OVER

Wired:
THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
'BYE

Discover Magazine:
HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

Inc. magazine:
TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

3 votes

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Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
0 votes

A robber was found wounded in an electronics store...

He tried breaking in from the roof but unfortunately for him, he fell on a 'Sharp' TV.

0 votes

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posted by "S" |