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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 140
# of followers : 0
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eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 207.00
2 votes

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

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Do you suffer from anxiety that a stranger may be hiding in your room?

You're not alone.

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What is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

The feathers.

Because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

1 votes

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For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She is in for a rude awakening.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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