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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 263
# of followers : 0
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 376.00
$5.00 won 1 votes

What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "aod318" |
1 votes

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.

1 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
posted by "aod318" |
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.

The other is a hardware standard.

2 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |
$15.00 won 1 votes

Not a single person asked if I could run fast in my new shoes today...

Being an adult is stupid.

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "aod318" |