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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 388
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 578.00
$12.00 won 1 votes

My wife packed my bags and told me to leave.

As I was headed out the door, she said, "I hope you live a long and lonely life!”

I replied, "So now you want me to stay?"

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Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
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Be careful driving on the holidays.

The roads will be crazy.

A lot of guys get drunk so their wives will be driving.

1 votes

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I thought my new girlfriend might be the one...

But when I went through her drawers and found a nurse's uniform, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I changed my mind.

I figure if she can't hold on to a job, she's not the one for me.

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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The lesson Harry and Meghan are trying to teach us?

There is no better way to ask for more privacy than by doing a 6-part documentary series on Netflix.

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