aod318 Profile



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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 320
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 475.00
$8.00 won 4 votes

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

4 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
$9.00 won 1 votes

7/11 isn't giving out free slurpees this year!

Instead of offering free slurpees, they will be offering discounted gas at a price of $7.11 a gallon.

1 votes

CATEGORY Money Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

8 yr old nephew: "To get to the idiot's house."

Me: "Oh... uh... yeah, good one, haha."

8 yr old nephew: "Wanna hear another one? Knock knock..."

Me: "Who's there?"

8 yr old nephew: "The chicken."

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo.

I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family.

3 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "aod318" |