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Favorite this joke A scientist finally realizes his dream of creating a formula for becoming invisible. Entering the family home, he trips over a mysterious unseeable lump. The mystery quickly unraveled after finding a note left by his less scientific sibling written as follows:
Dear Brother,
Hope you don’t mind. I’ve borrowed your formula to do some tests of my own. First, I will run through walls! Second...
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What's E.T. short for?
So he can fit in the spaceship.
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?
Because they would steal all the BOOS!
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During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?
"Hey dad, are we dead yet?"
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