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A scientist finally realizes his dream of creating a formula for becoming invisible. Entering the family home, he trips over a mysterious unseeable lump. The mystery quickly unraveled after finding a note left by his less scientific sibling written as follows:

Dear Brother,

Hope you don’t mind. I’ve borrowed your formula to do some tests of my own. First, I will run through walls! Second...

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posted by "JCVD" |
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What's E.T. short for?

So he can fit in the spaceship.

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posted by "detour00" |
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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor stores?

Because they would steal all the BOOS!

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posted by "maryjones" |
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During a long road trip, what did the zombie son ask his zombie father from the back seat of their car?

"Hey dad, are we dead yet?"

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posted by "razorman" |