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nerdasaurus

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Member Since : Dec, 2016
# of jokes posted : 115
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 199.00
1 votes

Today my doctor told me that my DNA was backwards.

I said, “And?”

1 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$50.00 won 3 votes

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was a bad lover...

You should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

3 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
$25.00 won 3 votes

My girlfriend is furious with me because she found a bunch of hidden letters that revealed I was cheating on her.

Now she refuses to play Scrabble at all.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "nerdasaurus" |
1 votes

What’s the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst.

1 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
posted by "nerdasaurus" |