Last night I dreamt I had an identical twin.
This morning when I woke up I was beside myself!
I moved into a bungalow recently.
I was going to move into a house, but that’s another story.
My friend is a highly successful poultry farmer…
Yep, he’s a chick magnate!
Tonight’s Powerball jackpot is up...
Up to 1,783 dozen eggs!