A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, "Didn't I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?"
The young lady looks at him. "Yes... and that's why I don't go there anymore!" she replied as she walked away.
Are you a beaver?
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy...
Oh, for heavens sake, STOP LAUGHING!!!
The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.
I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”
“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”