pickup jokes

Category: "Pickup Jokes"
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Man: Baby, you so fine, I want to be different and give you this here line.

Woman: This ain't a line, this is a folded up piece of paper!

Man: Please open the paper and say what you see.

Woman: What is this, all I see is a line???!!!

Man: Yes, and if you put it to your ear, it will be a line you never heard before!

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, "Didn't I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?"

The young lady looks at him. "Yes... and that's why I don't go there anymore!" she replied as she walked away.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Are you a beaver?

Because, DAM!

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posted by "DarkFairy" |
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I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy...

Oh, for heavens sake, STOP LAUGHING!!!

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posted by "barber7796" |