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A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.

The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"

The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."

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posted by "eslippin" |
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Man: Baby, you so fine, I want to be different and give you this here line.

Woman: This ain't a line, this is a folded up piece of paper!

Man: Please open the paper and say what you see.

Woman: What is this, all I see is a line???!!!

Man: Yes, and if you put it to your ear, it will be a line you never heard before!

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, "Didn't I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?"

The young lady looks at him. "Yes... and that's why I don't go there anymore!" she replied as she walked away.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Are you a beaver?

Because, DAM!

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posted by "DarkFairy" |