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A young man walks up to a beautiful young lady in the mall and asks, "Didn't I see you at the Cocktail Lounge last week?"

The young lady looks at him. "Yes... and that's why I don't go there anymore!" she replied as she walked away.

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posted by "Douglas" |
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Are you a beaver?

Because, DAM!

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posted by "DarkFairy" |
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I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy...

Oh, for heavens sake, STOP LAUGHING!!!

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The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

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posted by "srg" |