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Favorite this joke Does your left eye hurt?
Because you've been looking right all day.
Do you know what my shirt is made of?
Boyfriend material.
A fisherman walks into a bar and sees a beautiful woman across the way. He approaches and just as he is about to speak, he drops his fishing line. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick it up.
The woman laughed and said, "Is that your best pick up line?"
The fisherman replied, "Actually yes, my name is..."
Man: Baby, you so fine, I want to be different and give you this here line.
Woman: This ain't a line, this is a folded up piece of paper!
Man: Please open the paper and say what you see.
Woman: What is this, all I see is a line???!!!
Man: Yes, and if you put it to your ear, it will be a line you never heard before!
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