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The person sitting next to me on a flight was a woman. Ever the charmer, I used one of my pick-up lines on her.

I asked, “Does the airline charge you extra for sitting next to good-looking men?”

“Yes,” she replied, “but I wasn’t willing to pay.”

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posted by "srg" |
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Guy: Do you wanna hang out this Friday?

Girl: Sorry, but I am getting married this Friday!

Guy: Wow, well congratulations! Then how about this Saturday?

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posted by "MaheShrestha" |
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"Are you single?"

"No, I'm plural."

"I mean are you free this Saturday?"

"No, I'm rather expensive."

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posted by "Rita Lin" |
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A guy in a bar, trying a new pick-up line, says to a girl, "Do you like raisins?"

She says, "No, sorry."

He then says, "Do you like nuts?"

She says, "No, sorry."

Finally he says, "How about a date?"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |