D-Gellybean Profile



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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 462
# of followers : 13
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 439.00
6 votes

Two friends were at a bookstore perusing through the nonfiction section.

Friend 1: "Oh my goodness, they have this book! It’s a really great book. I highly recommend it."

Friend 2: "Really? What’s it about?"

Friend 1: "Oh, about 357 pages."

6 votes

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6 votes

One day two friends were talking when the conversation was getting serious.

Friend 1: "So, tell me. How do you feel?"

Friend 2: "Well, with my fingers."

6 votes

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$7.00 won 7 votes
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I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that...

After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.

7 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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$9.00 won 10 votes

Dorothy, The Tin Man, The Scarecrow, and The Cowardly Lion are all playing high stakes Texas Hold’em in Oz.

After a few hours, when it came to betting the antes, The Scarecrow turns to Dorothy and says, “Dorothy, we all put up our antes. Where’s your ante?”

Dorothy quickly replied, “I’ve already told you. My auntie’s in Kansas!”

10 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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