Me: "I wanna travel!"
My bank account: "Like... to the backyard, you mean?"
What do you call 40 men in a bar watching the Super Bowl?
The New York Jets.
A young boy performed a magic trick and then afterwards someone went up to him and asked, "How did you do that?"
The boy replied, "Very well, thank you. I did it very well."
If one could get salmonella from eating raw chicken...
Can one get chickenella from eating raw salmon?