Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

Kid: "Y."

Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"

I got pulled over. The cop asked me why I didn't stop at the stop sign?

I answered, "Do you believe everything you read?"

Al: Will you remember me in one year?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in six months?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one month?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in two weeks?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one week?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one day?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in twelve hours?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one hour?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one second?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Knock! Knock!
Tim: Who’s there?

Al: See, you forgot me already!