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Jareth the Goblin King

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2316
# of followers : 32
# of following: 31
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3731.00
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Boyfriend: I will never lie to you, dear.

Girlfriend: How sweet!

Boyfriend: Now you tell me a lie.

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
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Magic Genie: I am a magic genie. I will grant you three wishes.

Me: Genie, I wish you were bad at math.

Magic Genie: Your wish is my command! Okay, you have nine wishes left.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a “well actually.”

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Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.

She said if I did she was going to leave me.

That's proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!

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CATEGORY Family Jokes
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