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iqannnylirod

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1663
# of followers : 29
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 2775.00
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Paul: What are you making?

Arthur: A brilliant new invention.

Paul: Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Arthur: Go ahead and laugh. They laughed at Edison, they laughed at Bell, they laughed at Geck.

Paul: Who's Geck?

Arthur: You mean you never heard of Charles Geck?
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Paul: No, what did he invent?

Arthur: Nothing, but they sure laughed at him.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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My wife is a compulsive shopper.

She likes to buy everything that’s marked down.

Last night she brought home an escalator!

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Ed: How old is your brother?

Ted: He’s a year old.

Ed: Huh! I’ve got a dog a year old and he can walk twice as well as your brother.

Ted: Sure, your dog has twice as many legs.

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CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

Waiter: With pleasure.

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

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