I found the meaning of life.
It’s on page 937 in the dictionary between the words lie and lifeboat.
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies,
‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get “saved” or you'll “burn”...
Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous...
I see a few new faces here this week, and I must say, I am very disappointed.