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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 568
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 881.00
5 votes

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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6 votes

People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...

Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
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$25.00 won 7 votes
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Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"

Teacher: "Good job, you just did."

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
8 votes

Yo Momma so dumb...

That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

8 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |