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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 621
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 1083.00
4 votes

Teacher: "Who can tell me what the 25th letter of the alphabet?"

Kid: "Y."

Little Johnny: "I don’t know, maybe she’s not letting us know for some reason?"

4 votes

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5 votes

I got pulled over. The cop asked me why I didn't stop at the stop sign?

I answered, "Do you believe everything you read?"

5 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
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6 votes

Al: Will you remember me in one year?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in six months?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one month?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in two weeks?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one week?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one day?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in twelve hours?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one hour?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Will you remember me in one second?
Tim: Of course.

Al: Knock! Knock!
Tim: Who’s there?

Al: See, you forgot me already!

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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I once went to Barnes & Noble. I asked the lady working there, “Where is the self-help section?”

She said, “That would defeat the purpose.”

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
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