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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 1375
# of followers : 27
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 6
Location: United States
won: $ 2450.00
3 votes

Fred: What is the name of your dog?

Betty: Ginger.

Fred: Does Ginger bite?

Betty: No, but Ginger snaps.

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Barney: I have a three-season bed.

Wilma: What is a three-season bed?

Barney: One without a spring.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$10.00 won 6 votes
 

Carol: What’s your pet pig’s name?

Alice: Ballpoint.

Carol: Is that his real name?

Alice: No, that’s his pen name.

6 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
2 votes

Bob: What are you doing with a pencil and paper?

Ted: I’m writing a letter to my brother.

Bob: But you don’t know how to write.

Ted: That’s okay, my brother can’t read.

2 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |