My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.
The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."
I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”
“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”
People say that you can get salmonella from eating contaminated chicken...
Does that mean people can get chickenella from eating contaminated salmon???
Boy: "Teacher, can I ask you a question?"
Teacher: "Good job, you just did."
Yo Momma so dumb...
That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.