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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 422
# of followers : 11
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 293.00
7 votes

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun...

But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
7 votes

What did the giraffe say to the elephant as they boarded Noah’s ark?

“We’re all in the same boat!”

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
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How do you fire woodworkers?
Tell them they’re finished.

How do you fire watch repair people?
Tell them their time is up.

How do you fire teachers?
Tell them they’re dismissed.

How do you fire authors?
Tell them it’s The End.

How do you fire lumberjacks?
Give them the ax.

How do you fire garbage collectors?
Tell them they’re canned.

How do you fire gift-wrappers?
Tell them the job is all wrapped up.

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 7 votes

I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.

He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.

I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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