They say we learn from our mistakes.
That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.
Soon I'll be a genius!
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"
Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"
Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."
The brain is a wonderful organ...
It starts working the day you are born, and stops the day you fall in love...