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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 513
# of followers : 16
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 3
Location: United States
won: $ 696.00
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

Jack: "Do you know how long fish should be cooked?"

Jill: "Probably the same as short fish."

2 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$10.00 won 2 votes

What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$10.00 won 4 votes
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A friend of mine one day hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours. He says to me, “Man, I’m hungry!”

I quickly reply, “I thought your name was Alfred, not hungry?"

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$6.00 won 1 votes

I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.

He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.

I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |