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D-Gellybean

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 969
# of followers : 24
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 1847.00
$10.00 won 1 votes

What does one wildebeest say to another wildebeest say at the beginning of each year?

“Happy Gnu Year!”

1 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
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$10.00 won 2 votes
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A friend of mine one day hadn’t eaten in over twelve hours. He says to me, “Man, I’m hungry!”

I quickly reply, “I thought your name was Alfred, not hungry?"

2 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$6.00 won 1 votes

I walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a Screwdriver.

He disappears and reappears twenty minutes later with a Philips Head screwdriver.

I look at him aghast and say, “What would you have done if I asked for a Bloody Mary?”

1 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$7.00 won 2 votes

Me: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Stranger: "To get to the other side."

Me: "No. To get the Chicken Newspaper. You get it?"

Stranger: "No."

Me: "I don't get it either... I get The Miami Herald."

2 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |