misc jokes

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They say that an apple a day will keep the doctor away...

Why stop there?

An onion a day will keep everybody away!

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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Two men were discussing the merits of a book. Finally one of them - himself an author - said to the other, "You can't appreciate it because you never wrote a book yourself."

"No, I have not" the other man retorted, "but then again, I never laid an egg and yet I'm still a better judge of an omelet than any hen."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I don’t always go the extra mile...

But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!

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posted by "Chloe2015" |
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It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order.

As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor.

"They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk quipped to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Merkv814" |