misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Customer: Waiter, Do you have any Wild Duck?

Waiter: No, but I can get a tame one and irritate it for you?

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posted by "Douglas" |
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A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass!"

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Someone came up to me on the street yesterday and ask if i had an extra cigarette.

I said, "No, I don't. My pack only came with twenty."

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are two O's in Bob, right?"

"I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

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posted by "wadejagz" |