misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Two guys find three grenades and they decide to take them to the police station.

One asks, "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other replies, "We'll lie and say we only found two."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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While visiting a water show a tourist asked one of the divers, "Why do scuba divers always fall backward off their boats?

To which the diver replied, "If they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I can't remember how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals.

I am LIVID!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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In this fast-paced, modern world, it only takes a fraction of the time it used to for a luxury to become a necessity.

However, when you find yourself convinced that the world is moving too fast, just find a bank or supermarket line to reassure yourself.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |