misc jokes

I'm not a fan of spring cleaning.

Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

So my life has been in turmoil and one night, before I went to sleep, I asked the universe to fix me...

The universe delivered.

When I woke up, I had been neutered.

First Assistant: "So what dimensions do the doors, hinges, walls, and locks need to be so that everything fits?"

Person who invented the first public bathroom stall: "Ah, don't worry about that. Can't stress enough how unimportant that part is."

Today, I thought of a really good joke. I even laughed when I thought of it!

I then submitted to ajokeaday.com. Surfing the web, I found that someone else had plagiarized me by copying my joke.

Last week.