misc jokes

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What do all the people that spell U in place of YOU do with all that spare time?

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "shopin55" |
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Q: What did the spoiled rich girl say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?

A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Leibel" |
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Don’t wear headphones while vacuuming...

I finished the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn’t plugged in.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |
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A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!”

“What does he look like?” asks a cowboy.

“Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”

“So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy.

“Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |