misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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I never actually lose weight anymore.

Apparently, I just loan it out and it comes back with interest.

And lately, I have been getting great rates of return!

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posted by "MadMark" |
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It's winter time, the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour at twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love, when the snow's up to your butt,
You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around...
I could never leave 'cause I'm frozen to the ground!

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posted by "merk" |
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Don't argue with an idiot...

People watching may not be able to tell the difference.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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"I heard you have been to Spain recently. Knowing you don't speak Spanish very well, did you face any difficulty?"

"None at all, however those who listened to me sure did."

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posted by "APURBA" |