misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost.

Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click.

"Great," he thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits... and this one's even better because it locks!"

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posted by "HENNE" |
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What would you call something that cleans vacuums?

"Vacuum Cleaner" is already taken.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Did you hear about the crossword puzzle maker died?

He was buried 6 down and 3 across.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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A woman offers a brand-new car for sale for a price of ten dollars.

A man answers the ad, but he's slightly disbelieving. "What's the catch?" he inquires.

"No catch," the woman answers. "My husband died, and in his will he asked that the car be sold and the money go to his secretary."

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posted by "HENNE" |