misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
4 votes

If someday we all go to prison for downloading music...

I hope they split us by music genre.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
1 votes

The journey of a thousand miles...

Begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

1 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.

Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.

Do not walk beside me either...

Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
2 votes

A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of the sociologists at the state university. They decided to run a study, hired a few additional sociologists and other specialists, moved to town, rented offices and began designing their questionnaires and such.

While the staff was busy getting ready for their big research effort, the project director decided to go to the local diner. He sat down at the counter, ordered his coffee, and told the waitress what his purpose was in town. He then asked her if she had any idea why the birth rate was so high.

"Sure," said the waitress. "Every morning the six o'clock train comes through here and sounds its horn. It wakes everybody up, and, well, it's too late to go back to sleep, and it's too early to get up."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |