misc jokes

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Unable to attend the funeral after his Uncle Charlie died, a man who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Uncle Charlie and send me the bill."

Later, he got a bill for $200.00, which he paid. The next month, he got another bill for $200.00, which he also paid, figuring it was some incidental expense.

But when the $200.00 bills kept arriving every month, he finally called his brother again to find out what was going on.

"Well," said the other brother, "you said to do something nice for Uncle Charlie. So I rented him a tuxedo."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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"Hello..."

"Hello?"

"I am John with the C.I.A."

"I know."

"And how do you know that?"

"You called a phone that has no SIM card, no battery, and it's broken."

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Constantine" |
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The women's Olympic swimming champion...

That's a girl worth wading for!

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A little girl went to spend a few weeks with her grandmother, who decided to teach her to sew.

After having gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, the granddaughter stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy?"

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "wadejagz" |