misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
2 votes

Sam: Do you know the difference between a guest towel and toilet paper?

Bob: No...

Sam: In that case, don't use our bathroom.

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posted by "Michael Christophe" |
2 votes

Why do we need a hot water heater?

If it’s hot, it doesn’t need to be heated.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
6 votes

I'm always in the right place!

Unfortunately it's always at the wrong time.

6 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
5 votes

Three dinosaurs stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears.

“I have three wishes, so I’ll give one to each of you,” the genie announces.

The first dinosaur thinks hard. “Alright,” he says, “I’ll have a big, juicy, piece of meat.”

Instantly, the biggest, juiciest piece of meat he’d ever seen appears in front of him.

Not to be outdone, the second dinosaur thinks even harder. “I know! I’ll have a shower of meat!”

Immediately, huge pieces of meat rain down around him. The third dinosaur, certainly not to be outdone, thinks harder than the previous dinosaurs.

“I’ve got it!” he cries, “I want a MEATIER shower!

5 votes

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posted by "HENNE" |