misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A group at a MENSA (IQ 150+) meeting were having lunch at a local restaurant when one noticed that the salt shaker was filled with pepper and the pepper shaker was filled with salt.

After a lengthy discussion they determined that they could swap the contents to match the correct shakers. All they needed was a straw and an empty saucer.

They called over their waitress (IQ much less than 150) and pointed out their concerns. Without hesitation she switched the lids, said "problem solved", and walked away from the now shocked and silenced Mensa table.

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
posted by "barber7796" |
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A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...

... and they should be as close together as possible.

2 votes

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posted by "wadejagz" |
6 votes

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...

6 votes

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posted by "Benjones" |
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If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |