A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows.
The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, "Only caught one, eh?"
Two best friends Emma and Catherine meet each other at a coffee shop and Emma reached quite late.
Emma explained the reason of being late, "I bought a Volkswagen beetle last week and today it broke in the middle of the road. To my surprise, when I checked there is no engine under the hood. The engine lost somewhere in the way."
Catherine said calmly, "Oh really, don't worry at all. I also own a Volkswagen Beetle and have a spare engine in the trunk of my car. You can have it."
Two guys are standing on a rooftop. The first one looked down and asked, "Hey, if I jump down from here, how long do you think it would take me to reach the ground?"
Second one then also looked down and said, "Well, it's pretty high up here. I think it would take at least five days!"
"Really? Okay, here's another one," continues the first. "Do you think if I would die after I jump?"
"Of course you would, five days! How could you survive that long without water?!"