misc jokes

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$5.00 won 2 votes

A good speech needs a good beginning and a good ending...

... and they should be as close together as possible.

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posted by "wadejagz" |
$15.00 won 9 votes

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Archilles' elbow...

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posted by "Benjones" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

If I had $1 every time someone over 40 told me my generation was the problem...

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined!

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posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$9.00 won 4 votes

Last year I entered a marathon. The race started and immediately I was the last of the runners. It was embarrassing.

The guy who was in front of me, second to last, was making fun of me. He said, "Hey buddy, how does it feel to be last?"

I replied, "You really want to know?"

Then I dropped out of the race.

4 votes

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Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "wadejagz" |