misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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A hunter lost his bearings and wandered around the forest in a daze. Suddenly, he spotted another man. Dropping his rifle, he threw his arms around the other's neck and screamed, "Boy am I glad to see you! I've been lost in these woods for three days!"

"Restrain yourself," cautioned the other sadly, "I've been lost here for a week."

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Since I seem to always be late it was suggested that I buy a watch...

I haven't owned one for I don't know how long?

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posted by "barber7796" |
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If snowmen can't ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?

Icicles!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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The Manhattan Commuter train was packed. Suddenly there was a jingle on the floor. Most necks were craned. One elderly gentleman, however, bent down and picked something up. He then asked, "Did anyone drop a half dollar?"

"I did," answered three men at once.

"Well," said the elderly gent with a smile, "here's a dime of it."

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posted by "HENNE" |