misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
$8.00 won 5 votes

Moe: "Where did Larry go?"

Curly: "He’s round in front."

Moe: "I know what he looks like, I just wanted to know where he went."

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Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "iqannnylirod" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

At a training session in the fire station, the team was assembled around the kitchen table.

The training officer was discussing the behavior of fire. "You pull up to a house and notice puffs of smoke coming from the eaves, blackened out windows and little or no visible flame. What does this tell you?" he asked.

He was expecting to hear that the house is in a possible back draft situation, a condition very dangerous to fire fighters. Instead he heard the following from one quick wit in the back, "You got the right place!"

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Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "wadejagz" |
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The cleaning lady comes to the bank manager...

"Can you please give me the key of the safe vault?"

"What?! What for?"

"It's always so time consuming to have to use my hairpin in order to clean it!"

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posted by "Leibel" |
$7.00 won 4 votes

"I'm suffering dreadfully from insomnia. I've tried all sorts of remedies, but I can find nothing that will send me to sleep."

"Why don't your try talking to yourself?"

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Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |