misc jokes

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Mrs. Smith: My husband's face fell a mile when he first saw the Grand Canyon.

Mrs. Jones: Was he that disappointed?

Mrs. Smith: No, he fell into the canyon.

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posted by "Arthur Art Will Williams" |
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A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. "Do you watch much television here?"

"Only the daytime shows," the inmate said. "At night we're locked in our cells and don't see any television."

"That's too bad," the reporter said. "But I do think it's nice that the warden lets you watch it in the daytime."

"What do you mean, nice?" the inmate said. "That's part of the punishment."

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posted by "HENNE" |
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While directing a chorus rehearsal one day, the director was waving his arms and singing right along. All of a sudden a big fly flew right into his mouth. Of course, he had to stop directing while he was spitting and sputtering, trying to get rid of it.

When he finally got it out, it landed on the floor, either wounded or dead. Someone from the back of the room yells, "Hey Will, your fly is down!"

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posted by "letsdothis" |
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I decided to stop worrying about my teenage son's driving and take advantage of it.

I got one of those bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving?" and put a 900 number on it.

"At 50 cents a call, I've been making $38 a week!"

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posted by "merk" |