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I buy all my guns from a guy called “T-Rex”...

He’s a small arms dealer.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Because of back problems, each night I lie on the floor and do exercises.

Once when we stopped at a motel, as I started my exercise, something under the bed caught my eye.

It was a card. On it was written, "Yes, we do clean under here, too."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Today is the day for decisive action!

Or is it?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly.

The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four fine cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."

The new man asked, "What happened?"

"One day Riley reported his credit cards missing."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |