misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Passenger: What good is your timetable, the trains are never on time!

Conductor: And how would you know they were late if it wasn’t for the timetable?

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posted by "iqannnylirod" |
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Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Lunching with a friend in a fast-food restaurant, I was telling her about a teenager who had rear-ended my car. The teen blamed me for the accident.

"She even called me every dirty name in the book!" I said.

Just then I looked over to the next table where two nine-year-old boys had apparently been paying close attention to my story.

One said to the other, "There's a book?"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Q: If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what’s on the outside?

A: K9P.

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posted by "Gaggs" |