misc jokes

Category: "Misc Jokes"
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Several definitions you will only find in my dictionary:

Acoustic - what you use when you shoot pool
Alimony - the fee a woman charges when she loses your name
Banjo - don't invite Joseph
Caddy - lad who stands behind a golfer and doesn't see the ball either
Carbuncle - auto collision

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posted by "Ed ORorke" |
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Why did you stop going to the gym?

I stopped going because I get enough of a workout exercising bad judgment.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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Why does a room full of married people look so empty?

Because there's not a single person in it.

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your WEEDER!

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posted by "Benjones" |