A man went into a bookstore and complained...
“I bought this book from you yesterday, 'Cowards in History' and all the pages fell out!"
The sales assistant said, “That’s because it has no spine.”
Pedro - "I am going to be in the hospital for another month or so."
Carlos - "Oh no, pretty ill huh?"
Pedro - "No, pretty nurse."
When your age and waist line intersect...
That's a sign you have reached the first stage of old age!
I was mailing a letter at my local post office when I noticed my not so bright neighbor talking into an envelope.
I ask her what she was doing?
She replied, without missing a beat, "Sending voicemail... "