misc jokes
Favorite this joke I went skydiving today for the first time.
This guy strapped himself to me, we jumped out of the plane.
As we plummeted he said, "So how long have you been an instructor?"
I sat in my hair stylist's chair and said, “Make me look sexy!”
She then got drunk.
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"Are you going to be using your lawn mower Saturday?"
"Yes, I will be."
"Good... so can I borrow your car then?"
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