1. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

2. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.

3. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

4. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

5. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

6. You're reading this.

7. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.