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What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

Teacher: What is a synonym?

Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.