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$50.00 8 votes

"I love you" is a mathematical function where, 'I love' is the constant and 'you' is the variable...

And marriage inverts the function, where "you" becomes the constant, "i love" becomes the variable.

8 votes

CATEGORY Love Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Shenghen" |
$25.00 7 votes

Newspaper Ad:

"Attractive kitten seeks position in someone's lap. Will do light mouse work."

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 7 votes

A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.

“To save lives,” the professor responded.

A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”

The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally, the professor continued, “Physics saves lives because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”

7 votes

CATEGORY College Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "AllAboutHappiness" |
$12.00 7 votes

A student writes his answers as:
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Below it he then writes: Answers are written in barcode to protect them from being copied.

7 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "RS" |