What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Her/she.
Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.
John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.
Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?
John: Meat-packing plant.
Teacher: What is a synonym?
Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!
I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.
She's hallucinating.
She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.