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It was enough to startle the little old lady out of her roots. There was the fish market person tossing trout clear across his shop to a man in fisherman uniform.

The fishermen caught six fish and then said: "All right Joe. Now I can truthfully tell my wife I caught six fish today."

Two drunk guys were fighting.

One of them drew a line in the dirt, and said if the other crossed it they would punch them in the face.

That was the punchline.

I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today...

His mom got really angry!

The married couple were in the middle of an argument.

Husband: "Do u know the meaning of the word WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime!'"

Wife: "You're wrong, it means 'With Idiot For Ever!'"