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Mr. Bigger and Mrs. Bigger have a baby.

Who’s the biggest in the family?

The baby of course - because he’s a little Bigger.

Interviewer: "Congratulations on winning the lottery."

Farmer: "Thank you."

Interviewer: "Do you have any special plans for spending all of that money?"

Farmer: "Nope. Not really. I'm just gonna keep farming until the lottery money is all gone."

My wife's cooking is so bad...

How bad?

So bad the flies are taking up a collection to get the screen door fixed.

What's the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 4 notes in front of 1000 people, while a jazz guitarist plays 1000 notes in front of 4 people.