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$50.00 15 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

15 votes
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 11 votes

My grandmother told me how she ended up marrying Grandpa. She was in her 20's, and the man she was dating left for war. "We were in love," she recalled, "and wrote to each other every week. It was during that time that I discovered how wonderful your grandfather was."

"Did you marry Grandpa when he came home from the war?" I asked.

"Oh, I didn’t marry the man who wrote the letters. Your grandfather was the mailman."

11 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "sravanthi" |
$15.00 11 votes

An old farmer is inconsolable after his dog goes missing. He takes out an ad in the newspaper, but two weeks later, there’s still no sign of the mutt.

“What did you write in the ad?” his wife asks.

"Here, boy,” he replies.

11 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "stee" |
$12.00 10 votes

Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd.

I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn, then opened the cash box to pay.

Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: "The dog can count."

10 votes
Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "srg" |