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$50.00 5 votes

What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?

Her/she.

5 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Danny Jackson" |
$25.00 3 votes

Ashlea: I told you, I'm on a strict plant-based diet.

John: Don't worry, these burgers are all plant-based.

Ashlea: Mmm... this is delicious. What plant is this from?

John: Meat-packing plant.

3 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 3 votes

Teacher: What is a synonym?

Student: A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other!

3 votes

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Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "Raac" |
$12.00 3 votes

I think there's something wrong with my girlfriend.

She's hallucinating.

She keeps telling me she's seeing other people.

3 votes

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Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |