Went to see a psychic who was in a bad mood...
...then I saw a clairvoyant who was really grumpy.
I'm just trying to find a happy medium
What will the 10th movie in the Fast and Furious franchise be called?
"Fast 10... Your Seat Belts!"
I may not be around in 2084...
But at least I know there's the possibility I may still be voting!
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"Sure I could have, but you know we're supposed to stay on the horse."