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$50.00 9 votes

A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...

The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”

9 votes

Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$25.00 7 votes

A man is applying for a job in a circus. The interviewer asks: "So what can you do?"

"I can do a really good bird impression" replied the man

"Oh we already have people who do that here, we won't be needing you for that"

"Oh well," the man said sadly and flew away.

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "Adie Peter" |
$15.00 6 votes

What did the mother worm say to her son when he was late for dinner?

"Where IN Earth have you been?!?!"

6 votes

CATEGORY Farmer Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 6 votes

What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer.

"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper.

Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?"

"No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate."

6 votes

Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "HENNE" |