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$50.00 5 votes

Two cats are having a swimming race. One is called “One Two Three”, the other “Un Deux Trois”.

Which cat won?

“One Two Three” because “Un Deux Trois” cat sank.

5 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 5 votes

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his records.

At one point the auditor exclaimed, ''Mr. Carelton, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.''

''Thank goodness,'' returned Mr. Carelton, with a giant grin on his face, ''I thought you were going to want me to pay with cash.''

5 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "D-Gellybean" |
$15.00 4 votes

Two diners at a very swanky eatery were shocked to see on the menu a dish of "hickory-smoked possum jowls in pancake syrup."

They summoned a waiter to complain.

Their waiters looked at the menu. Then he threw it down and yelled to the owner in the kitchen, "Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Food Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "Ryan Faidley" |
$12.00 4 votes

I don’t always go the extra mile...

But when I do, it's because I missed my exit!

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |