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$50.00 7 votes

So a burglar broke into my house...

I put the red dot on his chest and my cat did the rest!

7 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Chloe2015" |
$25.00 5 votes

Upon Little Johnny's graduation his Aunt gave him a graduation present.

Little Johnny: "Thank you so much Aunt Vera for this present."

Aunt Vera: "Oh, that's nothing to thank me for."

Little Johnny: "That's what I thought but mother told me to thank you just the same."

5 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "maryjones" |
$15.00 4 votes

A bunch of men were sitting around the playing poker.

"I win!" said Johnson.

Henderson threw down his cards, "That's it! I've had it! Johnson is cheating!!!"

"How can you tell?" Phillip asked.

"Those aren't the cards I dealt him!"

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$12.00 3 votes

We are so proud of our neighbor who is a registered nurse...

She came up with the idea of putting band-aids in the refrigerator to take care of cold cuts.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "jolly Rollie" |