At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?
Chuck Norris never loses.
When I babysit for my minister's three-year-old, one of our favorite games is "Go Fish".
One evening, after winning several rounds, she kept bragging about how good she was.
Jokingly, I said to her, "I'm going to have to teach you a little humility."
Immediately she looked up and asked, "How do you play that?"
The preacher's 5-year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
"Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon."
"How come He doesn't answer it?" she asked.