Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?
Student 1: A Doctor!
Student 2: An Engineer!
Student 3: A Lawyer!
Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."
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As i watched my dog chasing his tail I thought how easily dogs are amused...
Then, I thought how easily amused i am watching my dog chase his tail.
Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder.
A wise man once said...