A girl prayed to God, “Dear God, Why is it that you don’t make smarter men anymore?”
God replied, “I stopped making smarter men, the day 'Smart’ phones were made.”
Teacher: “What is the difference between ‘Tea’ and ‘Tee’?
Student: "The first one is a drink and the second is an incorrect spelling."
Teacher: What's 5 plus 3?
Student: Um... I don't know?
Teacher: You silly boy, it is 8.
Student: Wait... yesterday you said that 4 and 4 was 8?!?!
My house is not messy...
I have just set up obstacles for any burglar that might want to test their luck.