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$50.00 10 votes

Teacher: What do you all aspire to become?

Student 1: A Doctor!

Student 2: An Engineer!

Student 3: A Lawyer!

Student 4: I just want to watch and see whether they'll become what they say they'll become."

10 votes
Joke Won 1st Place wins $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 9 votes

As i watched my dog chasing his tail I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused i am watching my dog chase his tail.

9 votes
Joke Won 2nd Place wins $25.00
posted by "shopin55" |
$15.00 9 votes

Why does the milk stool only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder.

9 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place wins $15.00
posted by "barber7796" |
$12.00 8 votes

A wise man once said...

Nothing.

8 votes
Joke Won 4th Place wins $12.00
posted by "Eufaulasrguy" |