My friend felt she needed to go to the dentist since her front tooth was chipped.
I asked her if it bothered her having it chipped like that?
She replied, “I am only concerned when I smile.”
I said, "Well in that case, there really is no need to go.”
"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen... the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"Okay Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."