dentist jokes

Category: "Dentist Jokes"
$10.00 won 4 votes

My dental hygienist retired, after 55 years of working...

All she got was a lousy plaque.

4 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "clipper01" |
$15.00 won 14 votes

Teeth said to Tongue: "If I press down on you just a little, you will get cut."

Tongue replied: "If I misuse one word, all 32 of you will come out."

14 votes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Mounika" |
3 votes

(Dentist) This is going to pinch a little.

(Patient) I love the way you guys substitute words like 'pinch' for 'pain'.

(Dentist) You're right. Hang on to your chair, this is going to hurt like hell.

3 votes
posted by "Marty" |
1 votes

A boy and his mother stood in the dentist's office, looking at a display case. "If I had to have false teeth, mother, I'd take that pair there," said the small boy, pointing.

"Hush, Willie," interrupted the mother quickly, "Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"

1 votes
posted by "ERS" |