I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.
I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.
I saw a woman in Walmart with March Madness teeth...
She was down to the Final Four.
I use an extra sensitive toothpaste...
It doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes.
Dentist: "This will hurt a little."
Dentist: "I've been sleeping with your wife for a year now."