"I came in to make an appointment with the dentist," said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm sorry sir," she replied. "He's out right now, but..."
"Thank you," interrupted the obviously nervous prospective patient. "When will he be out again?"
What helps keep your teeth together?
What else, Toothpaste!
What do you call 1st President George Washington's false teeth?
Brandon: "Why did the doughnut go to the dentist?"
Kaleb: "I don't know, tell me."
Brandon: "He needed a filling!"