dentist jokes

Why did the dentist become a baseball coach?
Because he knew the drill!

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
He braces himself!

Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
It had a Bluetooth!

What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Denis!

Why did the dentist break up with their partner?
They just couldn’t handle the plaque!

Victim: "Hey, that wasn't the tooth I wanted pulled!"

Dentist: "Calm yourself, I'm coming to it."

Why wouldn't the dentist display his awards?

He wanted to prevent plaque buildup.

I am looking for someone to brush their teeth with me.

I found out that 9 out of 10 dentists say brushing alone won't reduce cavities.